Total Medals Earned: 637 (From 124 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,335 Points
Medals Earned: 13/19 (300/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 100
Get a score below 1k
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy an outfit
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 7/50 (35/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.
Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.
Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.
Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...
Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.
Qaug is dead. Are you happy now?
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)
Complete the Tutorial Level
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 4/6 (45/65 points)
beat the game
Kill your first victim.
Died!
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 10/13 (285/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
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