Total Medals Earned: 637 (From 124 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,335 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (20/70 points)
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Unlock half the category groups.
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (65/720 points)
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Rob a store
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy
FUCK
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Collect $40 during the story.
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/230 points)
Play the game?
Beat World 5 and get access to the finale
Beat World 1 and get access to World 2
Beat World 2 and get access to World 3
Beat World 3 and get access to World 4
Beat World 4 and get access to World 5
100% The Tutorial World (Levels 1-5)
100% The First World (Levels 7-12)
100% The Second World (levels 13-18)
100% The Third World (levels 19-24)
100% The Fourth World (Levels 25-30)
100% The Fifth World (31-36)
beat all worlds any% under 30 minutes
beat all worlds any% within 30-60 minutes
beat all worlds any% after an hour
100% The Whole Game
Medals Earned: 5/9 (50/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Beat wave 5
Pet the shopkeeper
Die.
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice