Total Medals Earned: 637 (From 124 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,335 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/270 points)
Welcome to the rest of your nine lives!
Ya Got Pop'd Son. Unfortunate.
Get a score of 25,000! Hungry huh?
Get a score of 40,000! Calm Down bro.
Get Shot 10 Times! Maybe it was an Accident?
Get Shot 30 Times. You don't accidentally shoot a cat 30 times.
Escape the Cops and Beat the game on Easy Mode!
Defeat the CoptoCopter and Beat the Game on Normal!
Kill 100 Stray Katz! I don't know if you're justified or not.
Kill 200 Stray Katz! Expect some judgment from a jokin' skelecat. Hell, I'm judging you right now!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Get all 4 spells
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
End with 100 points or more in easy mode
End with 100 points or more in normal mode
End with 100 points or more in hard mode
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Thx for the free Medal >w<
Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)
You used the Spore Gun tres times!
You killed 3 guards with your bare hands! Cool!
You killed 3 guards with the Sniper Rifle!
You blew up 3 guards! Awesome sauce!
You killed off 5 guards! With Style!
You killed 3 guards with an AK assault rifle!
You beat the second Creative Kill Chamber! That's G!
You were killed 10 times by the CKC Corporation. Bummer.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)
Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
View the COMBOS page.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Shut down the UberBot.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (150/210 points)
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Eat a Schnitzel
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Run Out Of Lives
Use The Toilet